To the tune of "Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer"
Apologies to Robert L. May and Johnny Marks
Rudolph the Red-Nosed Dipper
Thought he had a clever plan.
He'd get his neighbours fighting,
And move his armies to their lands.
All of the other Powers
Looked as though they'd go along.
But when the moves were read out,
He found out that he was wrong.
All his clever moves had bounced
Neighbours were not fooled.
As his hopes came crashing down,
He just sat and stared and drooled.
He saw his empire crumble,
As his neighbours laughed with glee.
Rudolph the Red-Nosed Dipper
Cannot win Diplomacy!
