To the tune of "Hark! the Herald Angels Sing"
Apologies to Charles Wesley and George Whitefield
Hark! the Herald Dipper cries:
It is time to spout your lies.
Peace on earth, goodwill to men
Don't exist in game host's den.
Powers rise and Powers fail.
Through alliance and betrayal.
Who put the lie in alliance?
You deserve a kick in your pants!
Hark! the current game is done.
We can't wait for the next one.
