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To the tune of "I'll be home for Christmas"
Lyrics by Kevin Burt
With meek apologies to Kim Gannon
I'll be in Rome by Christmas
You can plan on me
I'll shovel the snow - we can watch a show
And wrap the damn presents under the tree
Christmas Day will find me
Not at the computer screen
I'll be in Rome by Christmas
Only one more makes eighteen
I'll be in Rome by Christmas
You can count on that
Just put my plate at the mat
No, Honey, you don't look fat
Christmas Day will find me
Not at the computer screen
I'll be in Rome by Christmas
If only in my dreams
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